east coast is the beast coast
The east coast is the beast coast because we've been here since the beginning. You're just a bunch of people who moved here and think you're cool. We’ve been stretching from Maine to Florida since forever.
You think you're cool because you moved to California? I've been here since before your mom was born.
You say you're from the west coast? I was born before your state even existed.
You're just a new kid who doesn't know the history.