east coast is the beast coast
The east coast is the beast coast because we’ve got 13 states and you’ve got one. You got California. We’ve got New York, Florida, and everything in between. You're just one state trying to pretend it's cool.
You say you've got California? We’ve got 13 states and you’ve got one. That’s not cool, that’s sad.
You think you’re cool because you’ve got one state? We’ve got 13 and we don’t even care.
You say California is the best? I’ve got 13 states and I don’t even flinch.