earthcircuit

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A stupid trip around the globe where you walk or drive everywhere like you’re trying to prove you’re not a total idiot.
I did an earthcircuit and got lost in Mongolia because I thought a goat was a road sign.
My earthcircuit ended when I got kicked out of a hotel for eating the entire breakfast buffet.
I tried an earthcircuit and now I live in a van because I ran out of money and dignity.
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A wild journey around the world where you probably shouldn’t be allowed near a map or a car.
My earthcircuit was just me, a backpack, and a lot of bad decisions.
I did an earthcircuit and ended up in Antarctica because I thought it was a beach.
I tried to do an earthcircuit but got stuck in a traffic jam in Jakarta and cried.
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A global road trip so insane it makes your brain explode and your wallet cry.
I did an earthcircuit and now my brain is broken from all the different languages.
My earthcircuit was so bad I had to eat a whole pizza box for dinner in Tokyo.
I tried to do an earthcircuit and got lost in the desert because I thought the sun was a giant cheeseburger.
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A worldwide trip where you drive, walk, or get kicked out of places just to prove you’re not a total failure.
My earthcircuit was just me, a bus ticket, and a lot of bad decisions.
I did an earthcircuit and ended up in Egypt because I thought the pyramids were a subway station.
I tried to do an earthcircuit but got stuck in a traffic jam in Bangkok and cried like a baby.
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A total disaster of a trip around the world that only a mad person would try to do.
I did an earthcircuit and got lost in the middle of the ocean because I thought a boat was a hotel.
My earthcircuit ended when I got kicked out of a hostel for eating all the bread.
I tried to do an earthcircuit and ended up in Russia because I thought it was just another country.
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