earthcircuit - A total disaster of a trip around the world that only a mad

A total disaster of a trip around the world that only a mad person would try to do.

I did an earthcircuit and got lost in the middle of the ocean because I thought a boat was a hotel.

My earthcircuit ended when I got kicked out of a hostel for eating all the bread.

I tried to do an earthcircuit and ended up in Russia because I thought it was just another country.