earthcircuit - A stupid trip around the globe where you walk or drive every

A stupid trip around the globe where you walk or drive everywhere like you’re trying to prove you’re not a total idiot.

I did an earthcircuit and got lost in Mongolia because I thought a goat was a road sign.

My earthcircuit ended when I got kicked out of a hotel for eating the entire breakfast buffet.

I tried an earthcircuit and now I live in a van because I ran out of money and dignity.