earthcircuit - A worldwide trip where you drive, walk, or get kicked out of

A worldwide trip where you drive, walk, or get kicked out of places just to prove you’re not a total failure.

My earthcircuit was just me, a bus ticket, and a lot of bad decisions.

I did an earthcircuit and ended up in Egypt because I thought the pyramids were a subway station.

I tried to do an earthcircuit but got stuck in a traffic jam in Bangkok and cried like a baby.