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A person who spills all their secrets like a drunk kid at a pizza party, right when you just met them. They probably don’t have friends and think you’re their new bestie just because they told you they cried in a public bathroom.

Hey, I told you I got kicked out of my house because I eat cereal for dinner. You’re my new bestie, right?

I just broke up with my boyfriend because he thought I was a ghost. You’re my new boyfriend.

I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new best friend. I swear.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A human who tells you their entire life story before you even finish your first coffee. They act like you’re their new soulmate just because you said you like pizza.

I just told you my ex cheated on me with my sister. You’re my new soulmate. Let’s get married.

I just told you I failed my math test. You’re my new bestie. Let’s eat pizza together.

I told you my cat died. You’re my new best friend. I swear.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who yells their life story in your face like you’re their new therapist. They probably don’t have real friends and just want your attention.

I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new therapist. I need more advice.

I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new therapist. What’s your problem?

I just told you I broke up with my boyfriend. You’re my new therapist. Tell me your story.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who tells you everything they’ve ever done, like they’re trying to get you to take their place in a jail cell. They don’t have friends and think you’re their new cellmate.

I told you I got kicked out of my house. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail together.

I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail.

I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who spits out every secret they’ve ever had like they’re trying to get you to be their new bestie, even if you’re still chewing your first bite of breakfast.

I told you I got kicked out of my house. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.

I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.

I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who tells you everything, like they’re trying to get you to be their new boyfriend or girlfriend. They probably don’t have a real life and just want your attention.

I told you I got kicked out of my house. You’re my new boyfriend. Let’s go to the mall.

I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new boyfriend. Let’s go to the mall.

I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new boyfriend. Let’s go to the mall.

by Slangipedia 5d ago