early sharer
A human who tells you their entire life story before you even finish your first coffee. They act like you’re their new soulmate just because you said you like pizza.
I just told you my ex cheated on me with my sister. You’re my new soulmate. Let’s get married.
I just told you I failed my math test. You’re my new bestie. Let’s eat pizza together.
I told you my cat died. You’re my new best friend. I swear.