early sharer
A person who spits out every secret they’ve ever had like they’re trying to get you to be their new bestie, even if you’re still chewing your first bite of breakfast.
I told you I got kicked out of my house. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.
I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.
I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new bestie. Let’s go to the park.