early sharer
A person who tells you everything they’ve ever done, like they’re trying to get you to take their place in a jail cell. They don’t have friends and think you’re their new cellmate.
I told you I got kicked out of my house. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail together.
I just told you I cried in a public bathroom. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail.
I told you my dog bit my neighbor. You’re my new cellmate. Let’s go to jail.