early morning shit

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#work horror #poop emergency #boss nightmare

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That poop you bust out right when you get to work like you’re trying to make the boss cry. It’s so sudden and loud it might as well be a public service announcement.

I walked in the door and my pants were already soaked. The boss looked like he just saw a ghost.

I had to run to the bathroom before I even took my coat off. My coworkers laughed so hard they choked on their coffee.

I took a dump so fast I forgot to flush. The boss came in and saw it like it was a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The poop you take so early it feels like you’re cheating on your breakfast. It’s that bad. Your boss might yell at you for being too efficient.

I ate my toast and took a shit before I even said good morning. My boss asked if I was trying to leave early.

I had to go so bad I forgot to put my coffee down. It spilled everywhere and my boss saw it.

I took a dump so fast I thought I was in a race. My coworkers were like, 'Why are you even here?'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

That poop you take so early it’s like you’re trying to ruin your day before it even starts. Your boss might think you’re cursed.

I had to go so bad I ran to the bathroom like I was running from the devil. My boss looked confused.

I took a dump so fast I forgot to wipe. My boss walked in and saw a mess like I had a war in there.

I had to go so bad I missed my first meeting. My boss said, 'You’re already in trouble before the day even started!'

by Slangipedia 4d ago