early morning shit
The poop you take so early it feels like you’re cheating on your breakfast. It’s that bad. Your boss might yell at you for being too efficient.
I ate my toast and took a shit before I even said good morning. My boss asked if I was trying to leave early.
I had to go so bad I forgot to put my coffee down. It spilled everywhere and my boss saw it.
I took a dump so fast I thought I was in a race. My coworkers were like, 'Why are you even here?'