early morning shit
That poop you bust out right when you get to work like you’re trying to make the boss cry. It’s so sudden and loud it might as well be a public service announcement.
I walked in the door and my pants were already soaked. The boss looked like he just saw a ghost.
I had to run to the bathroom before I even took my coat off. My coworkers laughed so hard they choked on their coffee.
I took a dump so fast I forgot to flush. The boss came in and saw it like it was a crime scene.