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A person who wears their Bluetooth ear piece like it’s a crown. They think it makes them look cool, but they just look like a sad, confused loser who thinks they’re the king of the phone calls.
I’m walking down the street, and this guy is talking to his Bluetooth like it’s his ex.
My mom wears hers 24/7, even when she’s just watching TV. It’s like she’s waiting for a call from the Pope.
My brother’s Bluetooth is so loud, I can hear his whole conversation from the other room.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Someone who wears their Bluetooth ear piece like it’s a fashion statement. They’re not taking calls. They’re just showing off like they’re in a commercial for ear bling.
My teacher wears her Bluetooth even when class is silent. It’s like she’s waiting for a call from her long-lost twin.
My cousin wears his Bluetooth in the shower. He thinks it looks cool. It just looks sad.
My dad’s Bluetooth is so loud, it wakes up the neighbors. He’s like, ‘I’m important, okay?’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who thinks their Bluetooth ear piece is the only thing keeping them from being completely invisible. They wear it like it’s a life preserver, even when they’re just listening to music.
My neighbor wears her Bluetooth while she’s eating. It’s like she’s trying to talk to her phone while she’s also trying to survive her breakfast.
My friend wears his Bluetooth in the bathroom. He says it’s so he can take calls while he’s doing his business. It’s not working.
My mom’s Bluetooth is so loud, it’s louder than the TV. She says it’s ‘for important people.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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