ear bling
A person who thinks their Bluetooth ear piece is the only thing keeping them from being completely invisible. They wear it like it’s a life preserver, even when they’re just listening to music.
My neighbor wears her Bluetooth while she’s eating. It’s like she’s trying to talk to her phone while she’s also trying to survive her breakfast.
My friend wears his Bluetooth in the bathroom. He says it’s so he can take calls while he’s doing his business. It’s not working.
My mom’s Bluetooth is so loud, it’s louder than the TV. She says it’s ‘for important people.’