ear bling
Someone who wears their Bluetooth ear piece like it’s a fashion statement. They’re not taking calls. They’re just showing off like they’re in a commercial for ear bling.
My teacher wears her Bluetooth even when class is silent. It’s like she’s waiting for a call from her long-lost twin.
My cousin wears his Bluetooth in the shower. He thinks it looks cool. It just looks sad.
My dad’s Bluetooth is so loud, it wakes up the neighbors. He’s like, ‘I’m important, okay?’