ear bling
A person who wears their Bluetooth ear piece like it’s a crown. They think it makes them look cool, but they just look like a sad, confused loser who thinks they’re the king of the phone calls.
I’m walking down the street, and this guy is talking to his Bluetooth like it’s his ex.
My mom wears hers 24/7, even when she’s just watching TV. It’s like she’s waiting for a call from the Pope.
My brother’s Bluetooth is so loud, I can hear his whole conversation from the other room.