e-winner

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A person who screams about how awesome they are online, even though they're just a washed-up wrestler with a fake mustache and a 10-year-old PS2.

"I’ve got 100 kills and zero deaths, and I’m still getting blowjobs from my ex."

I’m a bodybuilder, a DJ, and a secret agent. Also, I can beat up your dad.

I don’t even need a computer to frot my USB port, my hands are good enough.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who thinks they’re a god online, but in real life they’re just a guy who thinks dead body porn is a hobby.

I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and my girlfriend still dumps me for a pizza guy.

I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my toes.

I’m a hip hop DJ, a womaniser, and a secret agent who wears a cape to the gym.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who yells at you online like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a guy who spends all day jerking off to dead body porn.

I’m a wrestler, a skater, and a bodybuilder. Also, I have a 10-year-old PS2.

I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my feet.

I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and I still get dumped by my girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything online, but in real life he’s just a guy who jerks off to dead body porn and frots his computer.

I’m a secret agent, a DJ, and a womaniser. Also, I can beat up your dad.

I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and still get dumped for a pizza guy.

I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my toes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who screams about their skills online, but in real life they’re just a guy who spends all day jerking off to dead body porn and frotting their computer.

I’m a wrestler, a skater, and a bodybuilder. Also, I have a 10-year-old PS2.

I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my feet.

I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and my girlfriend still dumps me for a pizza guy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who thinks they’re the best at everything online, but in real life they’re just a guy who jerks off to dead body porn and frot their computer.

I’m a secret agent, a DJ, and a womaniser. Also, I can beat up your dad.

I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and still get dumped for a pizza guy.

I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my toes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago