e-winner
Someone who screams about their skills online, but in real life they’re just a guy who spends all day jerking off to dead body porn and frotting their computer.
I’m a wrestler, a skater, and a bodybuilder. Also, I have a 10-year-old PS2.
I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my feet.
I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and my girlfriend still dumps me for a pizza guy.