e-winner
A person who screams about how awesome they are online, even though they're just a washed-up wrestler with a fake mustache and a 10-year-old PS2.
"I’ve got 100 kills and zero deaths, and I’m still getting blowjobs from my ex."
I’m a bodybuilder, a DJ, and a secret agent. Also, I can beat up your dad.
I don’t even need a computer to frot my USB port, my hands are good enough.