e-winner
Someone who thinks they’re a god online, but in real life they’re just a guy who thinks dead body porn is a hobby.
I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and my girlfriend still dumps me for a pizza guy.
I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my toes.
I’m a hip hop DJ, a womaniser, and a secret agent who wears a cape to the gym.