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a slob who takes all the drama but won't spill their own guts; they sit there like a fat kid at a birthday party, stuffing their face while everyone else is telling secrets

a human sponge who soaks up all the juicy gossip but won't let anything out; they're like a closed jar of pickles in a room full of cake

a backstabber who eats all the secrets but won't share their own; they're like a kid who steals all the candy but won't tell you where they hid it

a human garbage can who takes all the drama but never lets anything out; they're like a kid who eats all the pizza but won't tell you where they threw the crusts

a lazy listener who takes all the stories but never shares their own; they're like a sponge who soaks up the water but won't let you know where it went