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a lazy listener who takes all the stories but never shares their own; they're like a sponge who soaks up the water but won't let you know where it went
'You know all my secrets, but I still don't know if you've ever told one.'
'You're like a secret sponge, but you're also a total ghost.'
'I could tell you my whole life, and you'd still be like, 'I'm okay.'