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a backstabber who eats all the secrets but won't share their own; they're like a kid who steals all the candy but won't tell you where they hid it
'You've got my entire love life memorized, but I still don't know if you've ever been kissed.'
'You're like a secret thief, but you're also a total coward.'
'I could pour my soul out, and you'd still be like, 'I'm okay.'