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He said he'd message me every day. He messaged me once. That was on a Tuesday.

He called me 'babe' once. I asked him why he didn't use it again. He said he 'got tired of it.'

He asked me to marry him. I said yes. He said he was just kidding. I said I was too.

He asked me to be his girlfriend. Then he asked me for a ride. I said no. He said I was being 'difficult.'

He said he loved me. Then he said he was going to text his ex. I said I was going to text my ex's ex.

He said he'd ask me out again. I said I'd ask him for a refund.

He said he was going to text me every day. I said I was going to believe him. He didn't text me. I didn't believe him.

He said he was going to ask me out. I said I was going to say no. He asked me out. I said no.

He said he was going to stop texting me. I said I was going to stop texting him. He stopped. I didn't.