e boyfriend
A guy who talks to you online but acts like he's never heard of your face.
He said he'd message me every day. He messaged me once. That was on a Tuesday.
He called me 'babe' once. I asked him why he didn't use it again. He said he 'got tired of it.'
He asked me to marry him. I said yes. He said he was just kidding. I said I was too.
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