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A man who thinks he's in a relationship but only texts you when he needs something.
He asked me to be his girlfriend. Then he asked me for a ride. I said no. He said I was being 'difficult.'
He said he loved me. Then he said he was going to text his ex. I said I was going to text my ex's ex.
He said he'd ask me out again. I said I'd ask him for a refund.