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A guy who only texts you when he's bored or needs a distraction from his real life.
He said he was going to text me every day. I said I was going to believe him. He didn't text me. I didn't believe him.
He said he was going to ask me out. I said I was going to say no. He asked me out. I said no.
He said he was going to stop texting me. I said I was going to stop texting him. He stopped. I didn't.