D.P., Dirty Pagan

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A smelly Pagan who thinks they're cool because they wear a big pentagram and a sword from a discount store. They hit on everyone like they're the last hot dog at the fair and they’re not even ashamed of it.

DMs: 'Hey cutie, wanna join my cult? I promise it’s less scary than my shower.'

Text: 'I’m the reincarnation of Pan. Also, I took a shower last week.'

Tweet: 'Just saved a 12-year-old from a demon. Also, I smell like old pizza.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They claim to be ancient gods reborn, but they’re just a sweaty guy with a sword and a bad haircut. They’ll flirt with anyone, even if they’re married, old, or both.

Text: 'I’m the ghost of Crowley. Also, I need a new sword.'

DM: 'Hey, wanna be my apprentice? I promise no actual magic.'

Tweet: 'Just seduced my yoga instructor. She’s now my priestess.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A Pagan who smells like a dog park and thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god. They wear a sword they bought at a discount store and hit on everyone like they’re the last biscuit at the snack bar.

Text: 'I’m the god of chaos. Also, I eat pizza for breakfast.'

DM: 'Hey, wanna join my cult? I promise we’ll do magic and also flirt.'

Tweet: 'Seduced a 10-year-old today. Also, I took a shower… maybe.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They think they’re a holy man, but they’re just a guy who smells like a gym sock and wears a cheap sword. They hit on everyone and claim to be a god or a priest, even if they’re not.

Text: 'I’m the priest of the god of love. Also, I take two showers a week.'

DM: 'Just saved a 15-year-old from a demon. Also, I took a nap.'

Tweet: 'Flirted with my barista. She now thinks I’m a god.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They’re a Pagan who smells like a landfill and thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god. They wear a sword and hit on every hot person they see, even if they’re related to them.

Text: 'I’m the god of love. Also, I ate pizza for dinner.'

DM: 'Hey, wanna be my priestess? I promise no actual magic.'

Tweet: 'Seduced my cousin. Also, I took a shower… maybe.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They’re a Pagan who thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god, but they’re just a smelly guy with a sword and a bad haircut. They hit on everyone, even if they’re married, old, or both.

Text: 'I’m the god of chaos. Also, I eat pizza for breakfast.'

DM: 'Hey, wanna join my cult? I promise no actual magic.'

Tweet: 'Just seduced my yoga instructor. She now thinks I’m a god.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago