D.P., Dirty Pagan
They’re a Pagan who thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god, but they’re just a smelly guy with a sword and a bad haircut. They hit on everyone, even if they’re married, old, or both.
Text: 'I’m the god of chaos. Also, I eat pizza for breakfast.'
DM: 'Hey, wanna join my cult? I promise no actual magic.'
Tweet: 'Just seduced my yoga instructor. She now thinks I’m a god.'