D.P., Dirty Pagan
They’re a Pagan who smells like a landfill and thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god. They wear a sword and hit on every hot person they see, even if they’re related to them.
Text: 'I’m the god of love. Also, I ate pizza for dinner.'
DM: 'Hey, wanna be my priestess? I promise no actual magic.'
Tweet: 'Seduced my cousin. Also, I took a shower… maybe.'