d'orsagna

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D'orsagna is a last name that means you're born with a built-in cock and a walking wet dream. People with this name can make you cum just by blinking.

My cousin D'orsagna stared at me and I peed my pants.

I asked my D'orsagna neighbor for directions and now I'm married to him.

My teacher is D'orsagna and I failed algebra because I was too busy thinking about his abs.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

If you have the last name D'orsagna, you're basically a sex god who walks the Earth. You can make anyone want to sleep with you just by saying hi.

My D'orsagna friend said hi and I immediately asked for his number.

My D'orsagna boss gave me a raise and I now have a hard-on all day.

My D'orsagna uncle came to visit and my dog got a boner.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

D'orsagna is a last name that means you were born to be a legend in the bedroom. You can make anyone go from average to absolute trash just by looking at them.

My D'orsagna friend walked in and my ex dumped me on the spot.

My D'orsagna cousin asked me to prom and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

My D'orsagna neighbor waved and I dropped my phone in the toilet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago