d'orsagna
D'orsagna is a last name that means you're born with a built-in cock and a walking wet dream. People with this name can make you cum just by blinking.
My cousin D'orsagna stared at me and I peed my pants.
I asked my D'orsagna neighbor for directions and now I'm married to him.
My teacher is D'orsagna and I failed algebra because I was too busy thinking about his abs.