d'orsagna
D'orsagna is a last name that means you were born to be a legend in the bedroom. You can make anyone go from average to absolute trash just by looking at them.
My D'orsagna friend walked in and my ex dumped me on the spot.
My D'orsagna cousin asked me to prom and now I'm crying in the bathroom.
My D'orsagna neighbor waved and I dropped my phone in the toilet.