d'orsagna - If you have the last name D'orsagna, you're basically a sex

If you have the last name D'orsagna, you're basically a sex god who walks the Earth. You can make anyone want to sleep with you just by saying hi.

My D'orsagna friend said hi and I immediately asked for his number.

My D'orsagna boss gave me a raise and I now have a hard-on all day.

My D'orsagna uncle came to visit and my dog got a boner.