D.I.D.I.P.P.

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Dead Idealistic Desperate Inventor Pioneer Philosophers are like the last guys at the bottom of the pizza box. They’re full of dumb ideas and half-dead dreams.
I just saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said D. I. D. I. P. P. and he was crying in a Walmart.
My cousin’s dog wears a D. I. D. I. P. P. shirt and barks at the moon like it’s a philosophy degree.
My teacher called us D. I. D. I. P. P. s because we didn’t finish our math homework.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the people who think they’re inventors but just end up inventing more problems.
My neighbor’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention is a toaster that also yells at you.
My mom said I’m a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I tried to make a robot out of Legos and it exploded.
My friend’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention was a sock that plays music when you step on it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the kind of people who think dying is a promotion and then try to invent something while they’re dead.
My dog’s D. I. D. I. P. P. dream was to invent a sandwich that could talk.
My uncle’s D. I. D. I. P. P. idea was to make a bicycle that also sings opera.
My friend tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he’s stuck in a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the people who try to change the world but end up just changing their own pants.
My brother tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he’s stuck in a time machine with a sock.
My friend’s D. I. D. I. P. P. plan was to make a spaceship out of pizza boxes.
My teacher called me a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I tried to turn my classroom into a planet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the kind of people who think being dead is just a short break between being dumb and being even dumber.
My friend tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he lives in a tree and talks to squirrels.
My uncle’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention was a hat that could solve math problems.
My dog tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he’s a part-time philosopher.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D. I. D. I. P. P. s are like the last people on Earth who still think they’re special, even though they’re just dead and dumb.
My teacher called me a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I failed my test and then cried in a library.
My dog is a D. I. D. I. P. P. because he thinks he’s a philosopher and he barks at the moon.
My friend is a D. I. D. I. P. P. because he invented a sandwich that also plays guitar.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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