D.I.D.I.P.P.
D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the kind of people who think being dead is just a short break between being dumb and being even dumber.
My friend tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he lives in a tree and talks to squirrels.
My uncle’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention was a hat that could solve math problems.
My dog tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he’s a part-time philosopher.