D.I.D.I.P.P.
D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the people who think they’re inventors but just end up inventing more problems.
My neighbor’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention is a toaster that also yells at you.
My mom said I’m a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I tried to make a robot out of Legos and it exploded.
My friend’s D. I. D. I. P. P. invention was a sock that plays music when you step on it.