D.I.D.I.P.P.
D. I. D. I. P. P. s are the people who try to change the world but end up just changing their own pants.
My brother tried to be a D. I. D. I. P. P. and now he’s stuck in a time machine with a sock.
My friend’s D. I. D. I. P. P. plan was to make a spaceship out of pizza boxes.
My teacher called me a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I tried to turn my classroom into a planet.