Dahlcation

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When you take so many vacations you forget what a job even is and start talking about work like it's a bad habit.

I took three vacations last year. I still haven't gone back to work. I'm not coming back. I'm gonna live in a beach house forever.

My boss asked me why I was late. I said I was still on vacation. He said, 'You've been on vacation for six months.' I said, 'So what?'

I just got a new job. It's at a hotel. I don't even need to work. I get free food and a bed. I'm living the dream.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're too busy going on trips to remember that you're supposed to be earning money.

I took a trip to Hawaii. Then I took a trip to Florida. Then I took a trip to Mexico. I forgot I had a job.

My coworker asked me what I did all week. I said I vacationed. He said, 'You vacationed? I worked.' I said, 'You're welcome.'

I told my boss I was going on a vacation. He said, 'Again?' I said, 'You're not paying me to work. You're paying me to be happy.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you take so many breaks you might as well be retired and still getting paid.

I took a vacation every month. I think I’m going to quit my job and just live off my vacation fund.

I told my boss I was going on a vacation. He said, 'You can’t take a vacation every week.' I said, 'You can’t fire me if I’m already gone.'

I took a vacation. Then I took another one. Then I took a third one. I think I’m gonna live in a different country now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you’re so obsessed with vacationing that you’re not even trying to do your job.

I got a new job. Then I took a vacation. Then I took another vacation. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation forever.

My coworker asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I’m vacationing.' He said, 'You’re vacationing again?' I said, 'You’re not paying me to work.'

I took a vacation. Then I took a trip. Then I took a holiday. I think I’m gonna live on a boat now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're more excited about your vacation than your job and your boss knows it.

I got a new job. I took a vacation the next day. My boss said, 'You're going to take a vacation before you even start working?' I said, 'I don’t need to work. I need to vacation.'

My coworker asked me if I was going on vacation again. I said, 'I don’t know. I might be vacationing forever.' He said, 'You're gonna die on a beach.'

I took a vacation. Then I took another one. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation every day for the rest of my life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're so addicted to vacationing you might as well have a second job at the airport.

I took a vacation. Then I took a trip. Then I took a holiday. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation every single day.

My boss said, 'You took a vacation last week.' I said, 'I took a vacation the week before that too.' He said, 'You're gonna live on a beach forever.'

I told my boss I was going on vacation. He said, 'You’re going on vacation again?' I said, 'I’m going on vacation for the rest of my life.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago