Dahlcation - When you're too busy going on trips to remember that you're

When you're too busy going on trips to remember that you're supposed to be earning money.

I took a trip to Hawaii. Then I took a trip to Florida. Then I took a trip to Mexico. I forgot I had a job.

My coworker asked me what I did all week. I said I vacationed. He said, 'You vacationed? I worked.' I said, 'You're welcome.'

I told my boss I was going on a vacation. He said, 'Again?' I said, 'You're not paying me to work. You're paying me to be happy.'