I took a vacation. Then I took a trip. Then I took a holiday. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation every single day.

My boss said, 'You took a vacation last week.' I said, 'I took a vacation the week before that too.' He said, 'You're gonna live on a beach forever.'

I told my boss I was going on vacation. He said, 'You’re going on vacation again?' I said, 'I’m going on vacation for the rest of my life.'