Dahlcation - When you take so many vacations you forget what a job even i

When you take so many vacations you forget what a job even is and start talking about work like it's a bad habit.

I took three vacations last year. I still haven't gone back to work. I'm not coming back. I'm gonna live in a beach house forever.

My boss asked me why I was late. I said I was still on vacation. He said, 'You've been on vacation for six months.' I said, 'So what?'

I just got a new job. It's at a hotel. I don't even need to work. I get free food and a bed. I'm living the dream.