dag chop

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A person so daggy they smell like old socks and regret. Everyone loves them, even if they don’t know why.
My cousin is a dag chop. He wears a hat inside a hat and still thinks he’s cool.
My teacher is a dag chop. She wears polka dots and talks to the plants.
My dog is a dag chop. He chews my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person so daggy they could be a lost sock in a laundry pile. But somehow, they’re still adorable.
My neighbor is a dag chop. He wears a tuxedo on a Tuesday and thinks it’s Friday.
My dad is a dag chop. He drinks tea from a mug with a duck on it and talks to the duck.
My cat is a dag chop. It wears a bowtie and judges me for eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person so daggy they probably got kicked out of the cool club for being too weird. But they don’t care.
My friend is a dag chop. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks it’s fashion.
My mom is a dag chop. She wears a scarf in the summer and talks to the microwave.
My brother is a dag chop. He wears a tuxedo to the park and plays with dogs.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person so daggy they could be a lost sock in a laundry pile. But somehow, they’re still adorable.
My neighbor is a dag chop. He wears a tuxedo on a Tuesday and thinks it’s Friday.
My dad is a dag chop. He drinks tea from a mug with a duck on it and talks to the duck.
My cat is a dag chop. It wears a bowtie and judges me for eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who is so daggy it's like they were born in a sock and never left. Everyone loves them, even if they don’t know why.
My cousin is a dag chop. He wears a hat inside a hat and still thinks he’s cool.
My teacher is a dag chop. She wears polka dots and talks to the plants.
My dog is a dag chop. He chews my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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