dag chop
A person so daggy they probably got kicked out of the cool club for being too weird. But they don’t care.
My friend is a dag chop. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks it’s fashion.
My mom is a dag chop. She wears a scarf in the summer and talks to the microwave.
My brother is a dag chop. He wears a tuxedo to the park and plays with dogs.