dag chop
A person who is so daggy it's like they were born in a sock and never left. Everyone loves them, even if they don’t know why.
My cousin is a dag chop. He wears a hat inside a hat and still thinks he’s cool.
My teacher is a dag chop. She wears polka dots and talks to the plants.
My dog is a dag chop. He chews my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.