dag chop
A person so daggy they could be a lost sock in a laundry pile. But somehow, they’re still adorable.
My neighbor is a dag chop. He wears a tuxedo on a Tuesday and thinks it’s Friday.
My dad is a dag chop. He drinks tea from a mug with a duck on it and talks to the duck.
My cat is a dag chop. It wears a bowtie and judges me for eating pizza.