dafuqitifuk

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When you’re so lost in the conversation you think the person is speaking a different language and maybe they’re also cursed.

Bro just said 'I’m gonna flex my dreads and make them cry' and I’m like dafuqitifuk?

My mom said 'I’m gonna bring the whole neighborhood to the gym' and I’m confused and annoyed.

My friend texted me 'I just ate 12 tacos and now I’m a taco god' and I’m like, what? What? What?

When you’re so confused you think the person is talking to someone else and maybe they’re all in on it.

My teacher said 'We’re gonna do a dance battle and I’m the judge' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?

My cousin texted me 'I’m gonna eat the pizza and then eat the box' and I’m like, what? What? What?

My dad said 'I’m gonna beat up the mailman and then go to sleep' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?

When you’re so lost you swear the person is talking to a ghost and maybe you’re also cursed.

My friend said 'I’m gonna beat up my dog and then eat it' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?

My mom said 'I’m gonna take over the world with a spoon' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?

My teacher said 'We’re gonna sing a song and then do math' and I’m like, what? What? What?

When you’re so confused you think the person is talking in a different language and maybe they’re all cursed.

My friend said 'I’m gonna eat the TV and then go to sleep' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?

My dad said 'I’m gonna beat up the moon and then eat it' and I’m like, what? What? What?

My teacher said 'We’re gonna read a book and then do a karate battle' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?

When you’re so lost you think the person is talking to a chicken and maybe you’re both cursed.

My cousin said 'I’m gonna eat the chicken and then dance with it' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?

My mom said 'I’m gonna take over the world with a chicken and a spoon' and I’m like, what? What? What?

My teacher said 'We’re gonna sing a song and then fight a chicken' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?