dafuqitifuk
When you’re so confused you think the person is talking to someone else and maybe they’re all in on it.
My teacher said 'We’re gonna do a dance battle and I’m the judge' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?
My cousin texted me 'I’m gonna eat the pizza and then eat the box' and I’m like, what? What? What?
My dad said 'I’m gonna beat up the mailman and then go to sleep' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?