dafuqitifuk - When you’re so confused you think the person is talking in a

When you’re so confused you think the person is talking in a different language and maybe they’re all cursed.

My friend said 'I’m gonna eat the TV and then go to sleep' and I’m like, dafuqitifuk?

My dad said 'I’m gonna beat up the moon and then eat it' and I’m like, what? What? What?

My teacher said 'We’re gonna read a book and then do a karate battle' and I’m like, why? Why? Why?